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MOUTAIN BEAR LOOKING FOR A MATE
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Cold weather got you down, tired of coming home to an empty house, crawling into a cold bed by yourself. Can't seem to get warm enough on those long winter nights. Well what are you going to do about it? This 42 year old stocky scot-irish is hot enough to warm your heart as well as your house & bed. I throw off more heat than a heat pump, more like a wood stove fully stoked, with the damper wide open and I'm less expensive. I'm a clean source of heat, no dust or ashes to clean up. No more crawling into a cold bed, I'll warm it up, like an electric blanket set on high. Plus I can carry on an intelligent conversation, take you out to dinner, or cook you a hot meal at home, what furnace can do that? You'll not need any repairman to work on me; I'm in good working order, well oiled & ready to go, all systems functioning. Don't know exactly how many BTU'S I throw off, but willing to let you measure. Weathermen are predicting a cold winter so don't get caught out in the cold, respond now,
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here's a little about me; My favorite foods? I like sushi, Thai, esp.; curries,
anything spicy, not crazy about cooked tomato's. Like lots of veggies. I could probably could eat dog, as long as no one told me what it was. I wonder what kind of wine goes with dog, probably a red zinfandel. My favorite things to do? I like a good book, preferably one without the pages stuck together; I like them thick & juicy. I really like music, but i can't dance a lick. I don't like it really loud either. Mood music like blues & jazz are becoming more popular with me these days, but I love folk, bluegrass, cajun, hells just about anything except rap & winey country. Games ? Well I'm good at cards, spades, hearts, and competitive things like that, mind games I stink at them, I'll pick up my toys and go home. Looks are important, but hell I'm no Adonis, I just like being with someone you don't have to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him. If I was looking for a car it wouldn't be a Yugo, I'd prefer a Mercedes, but would be happy with a Bronco, my vehicle needs to be dependable with some get up and go, and all the extras. i'm a highlander in search of a man without a kilt. i'm 41 y/o stocky discriminating scot-irish, who's straight acting, is looking for adventurous caring individual. i love music, except rap & country, bonnie raitt & james taylor are my favorites, spicy foods good merlot and the baltimore ravens. deep space 9 & drew carey are my favorite tv shows, robert heinlein, anne rice, & marrion zimmer bradley are my favorite authors have a dry sense of humor & can be witty at times. if you are funloving, intelligent, independent and considerate, you just might be the man for me.i'm hunting a warm man not a warm body. if you are interested email me back.
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VALLEY BEAR LOOKING FOR A MATE
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Hunting season is around the corner. This 42 y/o stocky red headed valley bear is ready to go into hibernation. I'm looking for a cozy mate to help keep my cave warm. Lots of cuddling, pawing & grooming available to the right individual. Just because I'm a bear doesn't mean I'll be sleeping through this winter, I'm very playful & loving with the right soul. Don't have to be a bear to apply, young bucks always welcome. There is lots of honey in this den to satisfy the most ferocious appetite. All I ask is that you are intelligent, playful, considerate & gainfully employed. Remember this is a cave, no baggage is needed to live in a cave. Don't let yourself be caught out in the cold, email me
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